I am known by the government as Ashley Powell but Olive Lucy is emerging. With her love for writing and fashion, we, will change the world!


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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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Aug 24, 2014
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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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Aug 24, 2014
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committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

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Aug 23, 2014
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canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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Aug 23, 2014
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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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Aug 23, 2014
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alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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Aug 23, 2014
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One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

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boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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